Young Couple Furious At Baby For Not Fixing Relationship
SAN FRANCISCO, (The Global Edition) – Young San Francisco couple, George and May Stevens are furious with their newborn baby for not solving their relationship problems.
May and George have had communications problems for the last couple of years and tried working things out by getting married and making a baby, however, their newborn girl was unable to fulfil her parent’s marriage-mending expectations.
“We’re feeling quite angry, frustrated and disappointed”, said Mrs. Stevens. “The baby was meant to fix all our problems but it didn’t give us any sort of advice, nor did it show any interested in hearing about what was troubling us.”
Much to the young couple’s shock, they are now in a backwards situation where they need to actually help the baby and show it their full dedication, far from what they originally wanted or expected.
“The baby does nothing all day. It just lies on its stomach, eats and cries. Just like May” said George. ” I’m not able to put up with that and that’s why we had to eventually part ways.”
After a moment of consideration, George and May realized that making a baby was a bad idea, and instead, they should have done what all normal people wanting to preserve a disharmonious relationship do; find secret lovers and resent their life partners eternally in silence.