Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes For Imaginary Alien Female
LOS ANGELES, USA (The Global Edition) – Tom Cruise, one of the most successful actors in Hollywood today, has just ended his 5-year marriage to actress Katie Holmes due to an admitted love affair with an imaginary alien female, The Global Edition is reporting exclusively.
An attorney for Ms. Holmes confirmed the news on Friday, calling it “a private matter” while subtly hinting that it was Mr. Cruise who was initiating the divorce.
Meanwhile, Mr. Cruise gave his first public statement about his decision.
”I still love Katie, she means everything to me,” he said. “She gave me a beautiful daughter, and I will never be able to truly express my gratitude for that. That said, I think I’ve really met my soul mate and I just can’t bear the thought of being away from her for even a second,” Mr. Cruise explained in a passionate statement.
Mr. Cruise said that he “hadn’t planned to cheat on Katie”, but that he’d accidentally bumped into Chakula inside his own mind while meditating, and in his words the experience was “pure magic, total love at first sight.”
“Chakula opened up a whole new world for me. She reminded me that people are immortal beings who have forgotten their true nature and that the thetan is the true identity of a person, an intrinsically good, omniscient, non-material core capable of unlimited creativity,” Mr. Cruise added.
The star of films like “Top Gun” and “Cocktail” also stated that he “has never been so happy”, and that he hopes to visit Chakula’s home planet one day, where he can meet her friends and family, just as soon as he gets some time to create them using the powers of his own mind.
This will be the third divorce for the 49-year-old Cruise, who has also been married to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman.