Teenager Takes Relationship With Sock Puppet To New Level
WISCONSIN, USA (The Global Edition) – Jimmy Reed, a 14-year-old teenager from Wisconsin, decided today that he needs to take his relationship with his sock puppet Drippy to another level, The Global Edition is reporting.
“Drippy and me, we go way back,” Jimmy Reed said. “We met when I was, like, 3 years old, so basically you could say that I’ve known him all my life. For years I’ve regarded us as nothing more than just friends,
but now that stupid Jenny Paige has dumped me, it got me thinking that Drippy and I could be so much more,” Mr. Reed added.
In further discussions with journalists from The Global Edition, Mr. Reed explained that this next step in their relationship seems natural because they have such a rich history together, and have been so close for years that in his words “it would be such a waste if we don’t take a chance on love”.
“Drippy is great, he doesn’t nag or keep asking me questions like where I’m going or who I am seeing. He’s not the jealous type, and most of all, he likes the same things I do,” the teenager said.
“One time, when I was down in the dumps, Drippy and I fooled around a couple of times, and I can tell you, that sock puppet can read my body language like an open book.”
Mr. Reed said that he’s planning on asking Drippy to dinner and a movie before he makes his move, because it’s the “gentlemanly thing to do.”