Scientists Blame Motivational Speakers for Global Warming
COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – Danish researchers at the Copenhagen Institute for Climactic Studies estimate that motivational speakers produce 5 times more hyperthermic CO2 emissions than average adults.
“That was fine when there were only one or two of them per country,’ said Dr. Anders Andersen, ‘but due to the recent recession, unemployed people everywhere turned to motivational speaking in hopes of getting rich by just giving pep talks.”
According to the study, world renowned motivational speaker Tony Robbins produces more carbon emissions than the entire nation of Papua New Guinea – and that estimate doesn’t include the heat generated by his hazardous coal-walking exercises.
Scientists recommend that motivational speakers either use text messaging to communicate with their audiences, or give their speeches inside rainforests, where the flora can naturally absorb the CO2.