Public Banned From Creating Images of Kate Middleton’s Breasts in Their Minds
PARIS, LONDON (The Global Edition) — A French court has blocked the people around the world from future imaginings of topless Duchess of Cambridge sunbathing while on holiday.
The injunction came after the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took action against people of all ages for creating the images of Kate Middleton’s fine sized breasts in their minds.
The people of the world are now forced to forget the sight of half-naked Duchess within 24 hours.
Person caught daydreaming about Kate’s firm, yet gentle breasts covered with sunbathing oil that just made them shiny and wet, will face a fine of 10,000 euros (£8,000) for every breach.