Published On: Fri, Sep 14th, 2012

Miramax To Put The Upcoming Mohammed Biopic Starring Nicolas Cage On Hold

HOLLYWOOD, (The Global Edition) — Movie company ‘Miramax Films’ will reportedly stop the shooting of a historical action thriller based on the life of Islamic prophet Mohammed with Nicolas Cage in the main role, Hollywood sources report. The production of the so far unnamed movie was put on hold after the studio received the news that another Mohammad movie, “Innocence of Muslims” did not fare so well with the audiences around the world. Box office reports show that, despite the aggressive advertising campaign, this independent film not only failed to make a profit, but even caused loss of lives and several million dollars worth of damages.

Nicolas Cage, who was cast in the main role as “middle-aged, delusional Mohammed”, says he is disappointed with the decision to put the movie on hold, but glad “he got paid up front”.

“It’s a pity this movie will wind up in production hell, because I feel I managed to really portray my character in a way previously unseen. He was basically a combination of some of my previous characters – there was a little bit of ‘Bangkok Dangerous’, a bit of ‘Vampire’s Kiss’, and a touch of ‘Ghost Rider’ role,” says Mr. Cage who added that he hopes movie will be done after all, along with planned sequels.

Angry Muslim crowd, who gave the previous Mohammad movie lousy reviews, said they doubted Nicolas Cage could portray the prophet in a satisfying way, but that “they are prepared to give it a shot”.

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  1. sarah says:

    oh great… some extremist who doesn’t know this is a joke website is going to take this serious and call for his head >.<

    anything happens to him and its you idiots at this website to blame for it

  2. Doves says:

    This is my new favourite website.

  3. Allahu Akbar… We will find all of you and we will throw rocks at you and toilet paper your fancy cars. Allahu Akbar!

  4. Shane says:

    No major movie studio has the guts to make an honest film about Muhammad. Anyone associated with such a film would have to live in hiding for the rest of their lives, as Muslims don’t stand for criticism of their religion or their founder.

  5. Mujtaba says:

    “middle-aged,delusional Mohammed”.? you’ve gotta be kidding me!
    You don’t even know how he looked like! Just making a movie about him just because you disagree with what he preached!! That’s like constructing the house on a mud, u don’t know when’s it’s gonna come down. We respect Jesus in every possible way. Why can’t you , Westerners,be the same?

    • Jesus says:

      Mujtaba, its a joke get over it.
      And FYI Not all westerners are Jesus freaks.

    • Rick Uran says:

      u might say u respect jesus but u dont show it, why is it christians are persecuted by muslims all over the middleeast? Qur’an (5:51) – “O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.”

  6. Jeremy Duley says:

    allah is a piece of shit and so is mohammad.

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