Published On: Fri, Aug 16th, 2013

Marina Abramovic Admits To Lady Gaga She Was Just Fucking With Her This Entire Time

NEW YORK, USA (The Global Edition) – Serbian conceptual artist Marina Abramovic admitted today to pop singer Lady Gaga that she was “just messing with her the entire time” and that she actually really hates her music, style, and “art”.

Abramovic said that she decided to come clean to Gaga after watching her go through the “Abramovic method”, something she says she made up just to see if Gaga would really do it.

“When I said couple of years ago that I admire Lady Gaga, I thought that she and everyone else would get the sarcasm, but no. People actually believed me when I called her “the future of art”. So I said, what the heck, let’s just go with the flow and see what happens,” said Marina Abramovic.

Abramovic, who kept the singer in belief her music was “revolutionary and groundbreaking” for more than a year, says that the joke has gone too far.

“In the beginning it was funny, because she is so gullible. I tell her to do some crazy shit and she does it. Now I am afraid that she will do something dangerous if she continues to draw her inspiration from my words,” concludes Abramovic, adding that this was her best prank she pulled in years.

Lady Gaga was unavailable for comment, but The Global Edition found out that the young singer was “convinced that this was just another of Marina’s motherly ways to express positive emotions.”

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  1. ojojoj says:

    omg if this were true…

  2. Josh says:

    just 2 crazy ladies, old and young. Krapp to seel news… who XXXX cares?

  3. Gina says:

    I have a hard time believing the authenticity of an article that uses profanity in the title. Not to mention the lack of sources. Anyone can put quotes around words and claim that someone said it, but what are the sources?

  4. Radio Electrik says:

    HA! I’ll be damned the day Marina Abramovic says “What the heck…”

  5. ruki444 says:

    It seems to be a poor imitation of The Onion.

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  8. David R Velasquez says:

    So basically Lady Gaga is naive and Marina Abramovic is a douchebag.

  9. luxlamf says:

    A fake article, stated so many times yet the comments continue as if true. Now we know why FOX is so popular. As for those who Think it’s true lets play that it is for a moment. GAGA worth- 200 Million, Abramovic-6 Million, If she Had indeed told her to do many things as a Prank perhaps she should have tried them herself. 1 out of 5 people will know who GaGA is, Abramovic? Maybe 1 in 5000.

  10. Pat says:

    Just watched a documentary where she stuck gold leaf on James Franco with honey. Now I’ve read this article, I wonder if she was also perhaps taking the Mickey out of him too

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