Man Visits Tropical Paradise, Doesn’t Bore Everybody About It
One of the photos mr Reed did not upload to his Facebook profile
WISCONSIN, (The Global Edition) — Jeremy Reed, a 38-year-old accountant at a small business firm in Wisconsin, managed somehow to spend his summer vacation at a tropical paradise and not bore everybody to death about it, The Global Edition finds out.
Opposite to his coworkers fears and expectations, Mr. Reed reportedly managed to be pretty cool about his visit to what all the previous tourists described as “heaven on earth”. Upon his return he didn’t post hundreds of photos on his Facebook profile, did not bring bags of cheap merchandise, nor did he ever made tons of boring parallels about the quality of life on Fiji and here.
“When we heard where Jeremy is planning on going for his summer vacation, we all thought the same: Lord, we’re never gonna hear the end of it,” said Jennifer Marlone, one of Mr. Reed’s closest coworkers. I was kinda surprised that after he announced where he was going for his vacation, Jeremy didn’t bring the subject into the conversation ever again, so it got me thinking that he was just saving it all for later, after he gets back,” added Mrs. Marlone. “But no, not a single word about it. I actually had to ask him about his vacation.”
When asked by our journalist: “How was Fiji?”, Mr. Reed replied: “It was great.”
