Decades of Prayer Finally Cure AIDS
Religious leaders of the world have made medical history by effectively curing with their prayers a child born with HIV, the first time such a case has been documented. Thanks to years and years of anti-AIDS prayers in the past, the infant, who is now two and a half, needs no medication for HIV, has a normal life expectancy and is highly unlikely to More...
Pieces of Democracy Found All Over Russia
URALS, RUSSIA (The Global Edition)– Millions of tiny pieces of broken democracy were found all accross Russia earlier this morning after a large chunk of it were seen entering Russian atmosphere and then exploding More...
Nutritional Content Found in Student’s Cafeteria Meal
SHEFFIELD (The Global Edition) – Tamara Melanson, 19, a first year economics student at Sheffield University, discovered healthy nutritional content in her lunchtime meal taken in the school’s cafeteria, More...
US Postal Service Wondering If You Can Spare $2.75 for the Bus
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – Facing difficult economic times, the U.S. Postal Service was spotted on a street corner Wednesday, asking if you could spare $2.75. “I just need enough to catch the bus,” More...
Egyptians Protest Against Ongoing Protests
CAIRO (The Global Edition) – An Egyptian group calling itself “Stop the protests!” urged citizens to march in the streets with them in an effort to curb the wave of protests that have been spreading More...
Pakistanis Realize Potential Islamic Leader Much More Charming With Military On His Side
ISLAMABAD (The Global Edition) – The people of Pakistan are in near unanimous agreement that the potential Islamic leader Tahirul Qadri appears much more charming and charismatic when the army, the police More...
Millions Of Pilgrims Flee Ganges River In Disgust After Boy Urinates In It
ALLAHABAD, INDIA (The Global Edition) – Several million people frantically exited the Ganges River at its confluence with the Yamuna River on Tuesday during the second day of the Hindu Kumbh Mela festival More...
Guantanamo Investigators To Wear Party Hats For Eleventh Anniversary During Torture
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA (The Global Edition) – The eleventh birthday of the Guantanamo Bay detention center will be celebrated by allowing all investigators and guards at the institution to wear party hats while More...
Anti-Gay Protests In Paris Fail To Convince World That French Are Not Gay
PARIS (The Global Edition) – Despite the large anti-gay demonstrations that took place in Paris two days ago, people around the world apparently still believe the French are gay, according to a series of opinion More...
Chinese Government Bans Breathing During High Pollution
BEIJING (The Global Edition) – In an announcement made earlier today, the Chinese government made public its decision to temporarily ban citizens from breathing due to the extraordinarily high levels of air More...