World Sends Humanitarian Aid to Soccer-Ravaged Brazil

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SAO PAOLO, BRAZIL (The Global Edition) – Global football relief efforts are gaining momentum as countries and soccer organizations donate balls, players and goalkeepers to Brazilian areas ravaged by German national football team. Nations around the world have pledged offensive, middle, and especially defensive players to help the South American More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, May 7th, 2014
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Putin’s Anti-Swearing Law Forces “Pussy Riot” To Change Name To “Vagina Riot”

Members of punk band “Pussy Riot” have decided to change the band name to “Vagina Riot”, only several days after Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a legislation which will impose fines More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, April 10th, 2014
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Selfies Gradually Lengthening Human Arms, Study Finds

BOSTON (The Global Edition) – Scientists from Harvard University claim they have found an indisputable proof that human arms have become longer since man began taking selfies. The discovery was made by accident More...

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By The Global Edition On Sunday, November 17th, 2013
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U.S. Institutes Strict 1 Man-Child Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – Facing a dangerously high concentration of developmentally arrested males in the populace, the United States government today announced the implementation of a strict 1 More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, August 22nd, 2013
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UK MI6 Agents Buy and Burn all Copies of The Guardian’s Newspapers From The Stands In Order to Prevent Information Leak

LONDON (The Global Edition) – Thousands of agents of British Security agencies purchased all the copies of the British “Guardian” newspaper from the newsstands early this morning, and burned them all at once More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013
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Decades of Prayer Finally Cure AIDS

Religious leaders of the world have made medical history by effectively curing with their prayers a child born with HIV, the first time such a case has been documented. Thanks to years and years of anti-AIDS prayers More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, February 18th, 2013
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Pieces of Democracy Found All Over Russia

URALS, RUSSIA (The Global Edition)– Millions of tiny pieces of broken democracy were found all accross Russia earlier this morning after a large chunk of it were seen entering Russian atmosphere and then exploding More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
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Nutritional Content Found in Student’s Cafeteria Meal

SHEFFIELD (The Global Edition) – Tamara Melanson, 19, a first year economics student at Sheffield University, discovered healthy nutritional content in her lunchtime meal taken in the school’s cafeteria, More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, February 7th, 2013
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US Postal Service Wondering If You Can Spare $2.75 for the Bus

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – Facing difficult economic times, the U.S. Postal Service was spotted on a street corner Wednesday, asking if you could spare $2.75. “I just need enough to catch the bus,” More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, January 31st, 2013
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Egyptians Protest Against Ongoing Protests

CAIRO (The Global Edition) – An Egyptian group calling itself “Stop the protests!” urged citizens to march in the streets with them in an effort to curb the wave of protests that have been spreading More...