Dentist who Killed the Lion Claims Cecil was Member of ISIS


MINNESOTA, USA (The Global Edition) – The American dentist from Minnesota who hunted down and killed a beloved lion in Zimbabwe now claims that the lion he killed, named Cecil, was a member of ISIS, a jihadi extremist militant group and self-proclaimed caliphate and Islamic state. “I know many people are upset because I killed the lion, but More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, April 11th, 2014

CIA Pays $230K in Royalties to Red Hot Chili Peppers for Using Their Songs to Torture Gitmo Prisoner

WASHINGTON, USA (The Global Edition) – Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was forced to pay $230.000 worth of royalties to well-known Californian band Red Hot Chili Peppers following a dispute over the unauthorized More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, February 10th, 2014

BREAKING: Flappy Bird Developer Found Dead in His Apartment

VIETNAM, (The Global Edition) – Dong Nguyen, the developer of the global phenomenon Flappy Bird, has been found dead in his bedroom earlier today, reports the Vietnamese media. The cause of death has not yet More...

By The Global Edition On Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

Report: Poor People Still Unaware of Immortality

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – A new report released Friday indicates those at the lowest end of the economic spectrum remain unaware of the invention of immortality. The research, conducted by the Heritage More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, August 22nd, 2013
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UK MI6 Agents Buy and Burn all Copies of The Guardian’s Newspapers From The Stands In Order to Prevent Information Leak

LONDON (The Global Edition) – Thousands of agents of British Security agencies purchased all the copies of the British “Guardian” newspaper from the newsstands early this morning, and burned them all at once More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

Sci-Fi Author Envisions Alternate Reality Where He Has A Girlfriend

LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Jeremy Douglas (37), a relatively unknown sci-fi writer has been stretching his imagination to ridiculous lengths in recent weeks trying to envision an alternate reality More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, April 25th, 2013

Kid With Gluten Allergy Ruins Birthday Cake and Party

DALLAS, Tx. (The Global Edition) — Antony Case’s (6) birthday party had to be cancelled until further notice after one stupid kid developed an allergic reaction to gluten in the birthday cake and fell More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, March 6th, 2013

Sequester Forces President And Family To Move In With VP Biden

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Global Edition) — When President Barack Obama announced that there would be pain for the American people if the sequester were allowed to take hold, he may never have guessed it would More...

By The Global Edition On Monday, March 4th, 2013

USA Sells Louisiana Back to France

LOUISIANA, FRANCE (The Global Edition) — With the United States economy on the verge of collapse, the Republicans are thought to have found the solution to the crisis. As The Global Edition exclusively finds More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, February 28th, 2013
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Impatient Wikipedia Editor Turns Off Hugo Chavez’s Life Support

VENEZUELA, (The Global Edition)– Hugo Chavez died today at 19:45 EST after one of Wikipedia editors, who happened to be Chavez’s doctor, turned off the machine that was keeping the Venezuelan President alive More...