Obama planning to send GOP voters to socialist reeducation camps

Reeducation camp

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Global Edition) – The Obama administration has wasted no time starting his second term with their new agenda. Sources close to the administration say the biggest effort is going into their “Programma Stalin,” by shipping members of the Republican Party to reeducation camps scattered around the nation. There they More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, November 9th, 2012
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BREAKING NEWS: Florida Finishes Counting Votes, Al Gore Wins

MIAMI, FLORIDA (The Global Edition) — Confidential Sources told the Global Edition that, a box retained by Former Florida Secretary of State, Kathryn Harris, was found containing 800 uncounted votes for Vice More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, November 8th, 2012
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Mitch McConnell: Our Goal Is to Make Obama a Two-Term President

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) spoke candidly Wednesday about his priorities now that the 2012 presidential election, saying his No. 1 goal was to deny Pres. More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
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Trump Plans Billionaires March on Washington

WASHINGTON (The Global Edition) — At a jointly held press conference today, Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch announced that they would be organizing “The Million, Billionaires march on Washington.” After More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
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Obama Legalized In America

WASHINGTON D.C. (The Global Edition) — Voters in most US states passed ballot initiatives Tuesday to legalize Barack Obama for presidential use. Even though Obama supporters barely prevailed in an electoral More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
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Biden: Get Ready for a Joe-Gasm, Bitches

By Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States Wooooo! What’s up, nerds!? We just beasted that election! Get ready for a Joe-gasm, motherfuckers, ‘cause shit’s about to get real! Oh, man, I can’t believe More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
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Guy Counting Votes Loses Track, Has To Start All Over

USA, (The Global Edition) — The guy who is in charge of counting the votes for the 2012 US Presidential elections has “just slipped his mind for a second” and completely lost count, only moments More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
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In Concession Speech Surprise, Romney Kicks Off 2016 Campaign

BOSTON, (The Global Edition) — In a heartfelt concession speech delivered Tuesday night, Mitt Romney thanked supporters for their hard work and dedication, saying he would need their continued support if he More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
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Ohio Looking Forward to Being Ignored Again for 4 Years

COLUMBUS, Ohio (The Global Edition) – With the 2012 election coming to a close, residents of the battleground state of Ohio are looking forward to being ignored again for four years, sources say. An estimated More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, November 6th, 2012
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Nate Silver Predicts 90 Percent Chance of Getting Laid Tonight

NEW YORK (The Global Edition) – As New York Times blogger Nate Silver faces the end of an election cycle that transformed him into a folk hero for nervous Democrats, the renowned statistician is making one final More...