World Sends Humanitarian Aid to Soccer-Ravaged Brazil

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SAO PAOLO, BRAZIL (The Global Edition) – Global football relief efforts are gaining momentum as countries and soccer organizations donate balls, players and goalkeepers to Brazilian areas ravaged by German national football team. Nations around the world have pledged offensive, middle, and especially defensive players to help the South American More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, April 19th, 2013
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Iranian Women To Ahmadinejad: “Step Down Or We Will Unleash Our Earthquake Machine”

TEHRAN (THE GLOBAL EDITION) – Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has publicly declared the capital city is in imminent danger of being wiped out by an artificial earthquake machine operated by the nation’s More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, April 15th, 2013
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Saudi Arabia Allows Women To Ride Unicycles

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (The Global Edition) – Saudi Arabia’s predominately religious rulers issued a new law yesterday allowing women to ride unicycles in public areas. No longer will women be restricted to More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, March 29th, 2013
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North Korea Threatens To Launch Three More Terrifying Youtube Videos

PYONGYANG (The Global Edition) North Korea leader Kim Jong Un said his country is ready to attack the United States with three new YouTube videos if the US does not cancel its ongoing military exercise. The order More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, February 28th, 2013
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Impatient Wikipedia Editor Turns Off Hugo Chavez’s Life Support

VENEZUELA, (The Global Edition)– Hugo Chavez died today at 19:45 EST after one of Wikipedia editors, who happened to be Chavez’s doctor, turned off the machine that was keeping the Venezuelan President alive More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
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Terrorist Thinks Hi-Jacking Hot Air Balloon May Not Have Been the Best Idea Ever

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (The Global Edition) – Hassan Nutkani, 28-year-old member of the Taliban terrorist organization, admitted today to Pakistani law officials at the Islamabad police station, that hi-jacking More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
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Bored Iran Somehow Manages To Get Through Another Lecture By World Powers Without Falling Asleep

ALMATY, Kazakhstan (The Global Edition) – Iranian officials managed somehow to stay awake at the last high-level talks over Tehran’s nuclear program with boring World Power’ representatives, held More...

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By The Global Edition On Sunday, February 17th, 2013
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North Korea Tests Nuclear Warhead on Life-Size Model of South Korea

PYONGYANG (The Global Edition) – Tens of thousands of people gathered in snowy Pyongyang square yesterday to witness the testing of North Korea’s nuclear warhead on a dummy model of their neighboring More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, February 15th, 2013
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Police Confiscates Oscar Pistorius’ Legs

JOHANNESBURG (The Global Edition) – After being charged with the murder of his girlfriend, who was shot dead inside his home in South Africa, local police have confiscated the paralympic superstar Oscar Pistorius’ More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
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Cow Resigns from Position of India’s Holiest Animal

INDIA (The Global Edition) – Cows, the most common large domesticated ungulate mammal, have shocked the nation of India today, after announcing their resignation from the position of India’s holiest More...