BREAKING: Flappy Bird Developer Found Dead in His Apartment

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VIETNAM, (The Global Edition) – Dong Nguyen, the developer of the global phenomenon Flappy Bird, has been found dead in his bedroom earlier today, reports the Vietnamese media. The cause of death has not yet been announced but unofficial sources claim foul play was involved due to a large head wound inflicted by a heavy pipe-shaped object. Unconfirmed More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, February 10th, 2014

First Flappy Bird Rehab Center Opens in Japan

OSAKA, JAPAN (The Global Edition) – First rehabilitation center for treating Flappy Bird addiction opened its doors in Osaka, Japan today, with more than several dozen patients being admitted in the first More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, January 24th, 2013

China Abandoning One-Child Policy Gives Hope To 2nd And 3rd Child Hiding In Secret Room

JIUQUAN, China, (The Global Edition) – Millions of Chinese second and third children got really excited about the current rumors that China’s harsh one-child per family policy may be coming to its end, More...

By The Global Edition On Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

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WORLD (The Global Edition) – People from all over the world expressed their dissatisfaction with the events that occurred and were reported across various social media networks today, with several commenters More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, January 14th, 2013
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Discovery of Majestic Aquatic Species Prompts Worldwide Race to Kill It First

TOKYO (The Global Edition) – After years of failed attempts, scientists have finally managed to capture video of the elusive giant squid (Architeuthis dux) in its natural habitat, video they revealed publicly More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, January 14th, 2013
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Chinese Government Bans Breathing During High Pollution

BEIJING (The Global Edition) – In an announcement made earlier today, the Chinese government made public its decision to temporarily ban citizens from breathing due to the extraordinarily high levels of air More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, November 29th, 2012

Dog Wants To Take Relationship With Man’s Leg To The Next Level

BEIJING, CHINA (The Global Edition) – Dog Jin, a three-year-old Pekingese from Beijing, expressed his desire to take his current relationship with 29-year-old Sung Yee Chang’s left foot to a whole new More...

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By The Global Edition On Sunday, November 11th, 2012
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Dalai Lama Inspired After Reading Some Great Tweets

LHASA, TIBET (The Global Edition) – His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet addressed his people this morning from the Tibetan Temple, saying that he got “really inspired after reading some great tweets More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, November 2nd, 2012

Millions Of Chinese Try To Remember MySpace Passwords After Government Blocks Twitter and Facebook

BEIJING (The Global Edition) – After the Chinese government blocked all citizens’ access to Twitter and Facebook, tens of millions of people have been trying to remember their old Myspace passwords, sources More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, October 18th, 2012
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Dictator Excited To Discover A Human Right He Hasn’t Taken Away From His People Yet

NAYPYIDAW, BURMA (The Global Edition) – Senior General Than Shwe, Burmese military dictator and former chairman of the State Peace and Development Council, became very excited earlier today when he figured More...