China Abandoning One-Child Policy Gives Hope To 2nd And 3rd Child Hiding In Secret Room
JIUQUAN, China, (The Global Edition) – Millions of Chinese second and third children got really excited about the current rumors that China’s harsh one-child per family policy may be coming to its end, Reuters is reporting. Large group of second & third children from the city of Jiuquan, who spent majority of their days in hiding, are More...
Nothing Happened Today
WORLD (The Global Edition) – People from all over the world expressed their dissatisfaction with the events that occurred and were reported across various social media networks today, with several commenters More...
Discovery of Majestic Aquatic Species Prompts Worldwide Race to Kill It First
TOKYO (The Global Edition) – After years of failed attempts, scientists have finally managed to capture video of the elusive giant squid (Architeuthis dux) in its natural habitat, video they revealed publicly More...
Chinese Government Bans Breathing During High Pollution
BEIJING (The Global Edition) – In an announcement made earlier today, the Chinese government made public its decision to temporarily ban citizens from breathing due to the extraordinarily high levels of air More...
Dog Wants To Take Relationship With Man’s Leg To The Next Level
BEIJING, CHINA (The Global Edition) – Dog Jin, a three-year-old Pekingese from Beijing, expressed his desire to take his current relationship with 29-year-old Sung Yee Chang’s left foot to a whole new More...
Dalai Lama Inspired After Reading Some Great Tweets
LHASA, TIBET (The Global Edition) – His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet addressed his people this morning from the Tibetan Temple, saying that he got “really inspired after reading some great tweets More...
Millions Of Chinese Try To Remember MySpace Passwords After Government Blocks Twitter and Facebook
BEIJING (The Global Edition) – After the Chinese government blocked all citizens’ access to Twitter and Facebook, tens of millions of people have been trying to remember their old Myspace passwords, sources More...
Dictator Excited To Discover A Human Right He Hasn’t Taken Away From His People Yet
NAYPYIDAW, BURMA (The Global Edition) – Senior General Than Shwe, Burmese military dictator and former chairman of the State Peace and Development Council, became very excited earlier today when he figured More...
Putin Teaches Panda How to Mate
VLADIVOSTOK, RUSSIA (The Global Edition) — Russian president Vladimir Putin taught a giant panda bear how to mate today, and single-handedly saved the animal from certain extinction, the RIA Novosti news agency More...
Power restored in India, swaps places with Pakistan
MUMBAI OR ISLAMABAD, POSSIBLY KARACHI (The Global Edition) – After the historic blackout affecting 620 million people in India finally ended today, residents were shocked to learn that adjacent Pakistan took More...