Greenpeace Girl Can Totally Tell When You’re Faking A Phone Call
LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) — Jess Kibliwicky (21) Greenpeace activist and chief flyer distributer near LA’s Hollywood Boulevard claims she knows without a single doubt whether a pedestrian’s mobile phone call is genuine or an attempt to politely evade her. According to Ms Kibliwicky, she developed the unique skill over the years More...
Economic Crisis Forces Greeks To Have Small, Skinny Weddings
ATHENS, GREECE (The Global Edition) – After five years of a deepening economic recession and growing unemployment rate in Greece, people of this country are being forced to stage small, skinny weddings instead More...
Vegetarian Finishes Conversation Without Pointing Out That He’s a Vegetarian
SAN FRANCISCO, (The Global Edition) – Roger Berry (31), web designer from San Francisco, shocked the people at “Mickey’s” coffee house today by completing an entire conversation with another More...
Man With Commitment Issues Leaves Therapist After Hearing He Has To See Him Every Week
LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Benny Robinson, 32, a freelancer from downtown Los Angeles who states that he suffers from “commitment issues”, decided to leave his therapist Dr. Eugene Milkovitz after More...
Smoking During Pregnancy Helps Mothers See Their Babies Sooner
WINSTON SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA (The Global Edition) — A recent study by the National Tobacco Association (NTA) found that mothers who smoke during pregnancy have a nearly 100% chance of seeing their child sooner. More...
Minority Group Upset Because They Were Omitted From The NRA’s Enemies List
DULUTH, MINNESOTA (The Global Edition)– In a press release, accusing the National Rifle Association (NRA) of “blatant discrimination,” The Norwegian Defamation League (NDL) protested the fact that they More...
Nutritional Content Found in Student’s Cafeteria Meal
SHEFFIELD (The Global Edition) – Tamara Melanson, 19, a first year economics student at Sheffield University, discovered healthy nutritional content in her lunchtime meal taken in the school’s cafeteria, More...
Train Delay Prolongs Suicidal Man’s Life Three More Agonizing Hours
MONTREAL (The Global Edition) – Malfunctioning traffic signals on Gouin Blvd. W. near the Roxboro-Pierrefonds station prolonged the life of David Trembley, 36, who wanted to commit suicide by throwing himself More...
American Youth Torn Between Studying Law and Living an Honest Life
BOSTON (The Global Edition) – Due to the high cost of admission and what can only be described as “youthful idealism,” law school applications throughout the United States are at a thirty year low. “I More...
Local Homosexual Thinks Boy Scouts ‘Too Gay’
Todd Johnson of White Plains, New York, doesn’t understand all of the “hoopla” surrounding the new policy of the Boy Scouts of America to now admit Homosexual boys. Todd, who is sixteen and openly gay More...