Disturbing Video Depicts Satire Extremists Erasing Head of Terrorist Cartoon

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Drawing Board (The Global Edition) – An unidentified group of satirists has leaked a terrifying video depicting the brutal decartooning of an unknown terrorist’s head. The video, shot in what appears to be a drawing studio, starts with a proclamation that the cartoon was sentenced to death for various crimes and continues with the gruesome, More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, September 16th, 2014
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Scientists: World Faces Certain Doom If Humanity Continues to Blah Blah Blah

GENEVA (The Global Edition) – A new scientific report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) indicates, in no uncertain terms, that the entire planet’s fate depends on humanity ending its More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014
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Report: Poor People Still Unaware of Immortality

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – A new report released Friday indicates those at the lowest end of the economic spectrum remain unaware of the invention of immortality. The research, conducted by the Heritage More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, September 2nd, 2013
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Slavoj Zizek Challenges Noam Chomsky to a Boxing Match

MASSACHUSETTS/SLOVENIA (The Global Edition) — The ongoing debate between two of two of the world’s best known philosophers, the communist psychoanalyst Slavoj Zizek and the anarchist linguist Noam Chomsky More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, March 7th, 2013
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Secret United Nations Plot to Create World Peace Discovered

NEW YORK, LONDON, WORLD (The Global Edition) — Nations around the globe are up in arms, with the revelation that Assistant Secretary General of The United Nations, Thane Gustafson, of Norway, has been secretly More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
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Bored Iran Somehow Manages To Get Through Another Lecture By World Powers Without Falling Asleep

ALMATY, Kazakhstan (The Global Edition) – Iranian officials managed somehow to stay awake at the last high-level talks over Tehran’s nuclear program with boring World Power’ representatives, held More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
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North Korea Detonates Nuclear Weapon To Take Spotlight Away From Pope’s Retirement

Seoul (The Global Edition) — North Korea detonated a nuclear device with an estimated yield of eight-kilotons to unanimous condemnation from the world community, succeeding in its “attempt to divert attention More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, February 11th, 2013
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Pope Resigns To Pursue Religion

VATICAN (The Global Edition) — In an entirely unexpected development, the Vatican has confirmed that Pope Ratzinger will resign in order to have more time to devote himself to faith and religion. The reasons More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
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Starving African Child Becomes Starving African Teenager, Loses Humanitarian Aid

ADDIS ABABA (The Global Edition) – Jacob Nkenze, a 13-year-old boy from an Ethiopian village near Addis Ababa, was rejected for humanitarian aid this week because he’s technically no longer a child, More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, January 30th, 2013
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African Tribe Embarrassed To Be Saved From Hunger By Bono Of All People

RWANDA (The Global Edition) – The Pygmies of Bwiza village, one of the poorest tribes in Rwanda and indeed the entire African continent, expressed their shame before representatives of international media More...