Disturbing Video Depicts Satire Extremists Erasing Head of Terrorist Cartoon

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Drawing Board (The Global Edition) – An unidentified group of satirists has leaked a terrifying video depicting the brutal decartooning of an unknown terrorist’s head. The video, shot in what appears to be a drawing studio, starts with a proclamation that the cartoon was sentenced to death for various crimes and continues with the gruesome, More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

Scientists: World Faces Certain Doom If Humanity Continues to Blah Blah Blah

GENEVA (The Global Edition) – A new scientific report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) indicates, in no uncertain terms, that the entire planet’s fate depends on humanity ending its More...

By The Global Edition On Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

Report: Poor People Still Unaware of Immortality

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – A new report released Friday indicates those at the lowest end of the economic spectrum remain unaware of the invention of immortality. The research, conducted by the Heritage More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, September 2nd, 2013
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Slavoj Zizek Challenges Noam Chomsky to a Boxing Match

MASSACHUSETTS/SLOVENIA (The Global Edition) — The ongoing debate between two of two of the world’s best known philosophers, the communist psychoanalyst Slavoj Zizek and the anarchist linguist Noam Chomsky More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, March 7th, 2013

Secret United Nations Plot to Create World Peace Discovered

NEW YORK, LONDON, WORLD (The Global Edition) — Nations around the globe are up in arms, with the revelation that Assistant Secretary General of The United Nations, Thane Gustafson, of Norway, has been secretly More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Bored Iran Somehow Manages To Get Through Another Lecture By World Powers Without Falling Asleep

ALMATY, Kazakhstan (The Global Edition) – Iranian officials managed somehow to stay awake at the last high-level talks over Tehran’s nuclear program with boring World Power’ representatives, held More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

North Korea Detonates Nuclear Weapon To Take Spotlight Away From Pope’s Retirement

Seoul (The Global Edition) — North Korea detonated a nuclear device with an estimated yield of eight-kilotons to unanimous condemnation from the world community, succeeding in its “attempt to divert attention More...

By The Global Edition On Monday, February 11th, 2013

Pope Resigns To Pursue Religion

VATICAN (The Global Edition) — In an entirely unexpected development, the Vatican has confirmed that Pope Ratzinger will resign in order to have more time to devote himself to faith and religion. The reasons More...

By The Global Edition On Tuesday, February 5th, 2013

Starving African Child Becomes Starving African Teenager, Loses Humanitarian Aid

ADDIS ABABA (The Global Edition) – Jacob Nkenze, a 13-year-old boy from an Ethiopian village near Addis Ababa, was rejected for humanitarian aid this week because he’s technically no longer a child, More...

By The Global Edition On Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

African Tribe Embarrassed To Be Saved From Hunger By Bono Of All People

RWANDA (The Global Edition) – The Pygmies of Bwiza village, one of the poorest tribes in Rwanda and indeed the entire African continent, expressed their shame before representatives of international media More...