Nine Journalists Injured While Trying To Prounounce ‘Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’
At least nine reporters were injured at work after attempting to pronounce the Boston bomber’s full name on their own, the police sources across the United States report. The journalists reportedly refused to wait for help from their colleagues in proofreading department and went on to the unknown territory filled with groups of consonants and More...
Black Man Hired For Well-Paid Job Straight After Prison Release
PENNSYLVANIA, (The Global Edition) — One week after his release from McKean Federal Correctional Institution in Pennsylvania, a middle-aged African-American man has been hired to do a highly paid job. After More...
Starbucks Barista Recovering After Customer Orders Plain Decaf
BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT (The Global Edition) — Starbucks barista Fred Stravos was rushed to Bridgeport County General Hospital today in an apparent state of shock after a customer, Jeffrey Bianconi, ordered More...
Police Confiscates Oscar Pistorius’ Legs
JOHANNESBURG (The Global Edition) – After being charged with the murder of his girlfriend, who was shot dead inside his home in South Africa, local police have confiscated the paralympic superstar Oscar Pistorius’ More...
Police Suspect Richard III Murdered
LEICESTER (The Global Edition) – Local police launched a homicide investigation Friday morning after the remains of Richard III were discovered buried under a parking lot in the East Midlands city of Leicester, More...
Iraq Running Low On Civilians To Needlessly Die Every Day
BAGHDAD (The Global Edition) – The President of The Republic of Iraq Jalal Talabani, went on Iraqi TV earlier this evening and addressed the people of the country, saying that they are “running low on More...
Mexican Veteran Gang Member Celebrates His Seventh Day in Business
TIJUANA, MEXICO (The Global Edition) – Tito Hernandez, a member of the Mexican Los Zetas cartel, celebrated his seventh day of business in Tijuana today, making him one of the veterans with the longest lasting More...
Hundreds Of Prisoners Sentenced To 25 Years To Life Of Freedom In Iraq
BAGHDAD (The Global Edition) – Iraqi authorities have confirmed that 175 prisoners will be sentenced to serve 25 years to life as free citizens in Iraq, local media reports. Deputy Prime Minister Hussein Shahristani More...
Justice Thomas Breaks Silence, Asks To Use The Men’s Room
Justice Clarence Thomas spoke in open court for the first time in seven years, amongst a myriad of questions asked to the attorneys arguing the death penalty case of Bobby Brett Howard v. Louisiana. Justice Thomas, More...
Pakistan To Introduce Tighter Controls On Bomb Blasts In Public Places
KARACHI (The Global Edition) – Immediately following the latest blasts in Quetta and Mingora that killed more than 100 people, the Parliament of The Islamic Republic of Pakistan convened in Karachi on Friday More...