Dentist who Killed the Lion Claims Cecil was Member of ISIS

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MINNESOTA, USA (The Global Edition) – The American dentist from Minnesota who hunted down and killed a beloved lion in Zimbabwe now claims that the lion he killed, named Cecil, was a member of ISIS, a jihadi extremist militant group and self-proclaimed caliphate and Islamic state. “I know many people are upset because I killed the lion, but More...

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Disturbing Video Depicts Satire Extremists Erasing Head of Terrorist Cartoon

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PETA Sues Hunter Who Killed Bigfoot

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Nine Journalists Injured While Trying To Prounounce ‘Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’

At least nine reporters were injured at work after attempting to pronounce the Boston bomber’s full name on their own, the police sources across the United States report. The journalists reportedly refused More...

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Black Man Hired For Well-Paid Job Straight After Prison Release

PENNSYLVANIA, (The Global Edition) — One week after his release from McKean Federal Correctional Institution in Pennsylvania, a middle-aged African-American man has been hired to do a highly paid job. After More...

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Starbucks Barista Recovering After Customer Orders Plain Decaf

BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT (The Global Edition) — Starbucks barista Fred Stravos was rushed to Bridgeport County General Hospital today in an apparent state of shock after a customer, Jeffrey Bianconi, ordered More...

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Police Confiscates Oscar Pistorius’ Legs

JOHANNESBURG (The Global Edition) – After being charged with the murder of his girlfriend, who was shot dead inside his home in South Africa, local police have confiscated the paralympic superstar Oscar Pistorius’ More...

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Police Suspect Richard III Murdered

LEICESTER (The Global Edition) – Local police launched a homicide investigation Friday morning after the remains of Richard III were discovered buried under a parking lot in the East Midlands city of Leicester, More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, January 18th, 2013
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Iraq Running Low On Civilians To Needlessly Die Every Day

BAGHDAD (The Global Edition) – The President of The Republic of Iraq Jalal Talabani, went on Iraqi TV earlier this evening and addressed the people of the country, saying that they are “running low on More...

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Mexican Veteran Gang Member Celebrates His Seventh Day in Business

TIJUANA, MEXICO (The Global Edition) – Tito Hernandez, a member of the Mexican Los Zetas cartel, celebrated his seventh day of business in Tijuana today, making him one of the veterans with the longest lasting More...