God Sure Everyone Been Doing Just Fine While He Popped Out For a Second


HEAVEN, Eternity (The Global Edition) – The almighty creator and benevolent overseer of all good things is confident everyone has been doing just fine while He ran a few errands, this according to reports. “I just popped out for a second to run to the store,” said God, the shepherd of righteousness and protector of innocents who stepped out briefly More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Acupuncturist Refuses Flu Shot, Citing Fear of Needles

DENVER, Co. (Global Edition)–Acupuncturist Evan Steele told reporters that he became nauseated and fainted after learning he would be required by his employer to get a flu shot this season. Steele has filed More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, November 9th, 2012
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Brief Edition: Donald Trump’s Hair Piece Escapes

NEW YORK (The Global Edition) — The Upper West side of Manhattan is on the look out for a Yellow Toupee. The Hair piece, believed to be the property of Donald Trump, escaped from its owner’s head yesterday More...

By The Global Edition On Tuesday, October 16th, 2012
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Romney Somehow Twists ‘What’s Your Favorite Color?’ To Be About Him Knowing What It Takes To Create Jobs

NEW YORK (The Global Edition) –- After being asked, “Mr. Romney, what is your favorite color?” Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney stated that his five point plan will get America back on track and More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, October 9th, 2012

Brief Edition: Viewers Secretly Hoping Something Goes Horribly Wrong With The Stratosphere Jump

STRATOSPHERE, (The Global Edition) — Quick poll conducted minutes before Felix Baumgartner attempts his long prepared “stratosphere jump” showed that a stunning 55 percent of spectators secretly More...

By The Global Edition On Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

Brief Edition: Third Piece Of Cake Seems Like A Good Idea Right Now

MELBOURNE; AUSTRALIA, (The Global Edition) — According to sources seated around the table at Mr. and Mrs. Michaelson’s 20 year wedding anniversary, the third piece of chocolate croque-en-bouche cake seems More...

By Dejan Nikolic On Wednesday, September 26th, 2012
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Brief edition: Misionary sex position craze sweeps Japan

TOKYO, JAPAN, (TGE) — Sex position in which the man is on top while woman lies underneath with legs spread apart is the latest fad to hit Japan, Japanese fetishist websites report. Japanese couples all across More...