Sci-Fi Author Envisions Alternate Reality Where He Has A Girlfriend
LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Jeremy Douglas (37), a relatively unknown sci-fi writer has been stretching his imagination to ridiculous lengths in recent weeks trying to envision an alternate reality where he has a living, breathing girlfriend. The sci-fi author has been to hell and back in his mind, but he finally managed to imagine the More...
Blood-soaked Film Not Suited For Children Due to Nudity
LOS ANGELES, (The Global Edition) – US film censors have declared Europe’s latest hyper-violent gore feature “not suited for children” due to scenes that show female back nudity. The Culture More...
Bob Dylan Acknowledges 50-Year-Long Hoax: My Lyrics Don’t Make Sense
Rock and roll legend, Bob Dylan, acknowledged in a recent interview that he has perpetuated an elaborate hoax on the public for more than fifty years. “I can’t sing, half of the time I don’t even More...
US State Department Working Hard On Campaign To Remind Everyone Justin Bieber Is Canadian
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Global Edition) – Hours after Justin Bieber’s controversial comment in the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, US State Department has called up for a special news conference in front More...
Critics: “Passion of the Christ” Way Better than the Book
LOS ANGELES, (The Global Edition) – Upon reviewing the Easter remaster “resurrection edition” of “The Passion of the Christ”, leading Hollywood critics unanimously agreed that the film More...
All Cool Humanitarian Gigs Already Taken
HOLLYWOOD (The Global Edition) — After recently looking for a cool, and possibly non-vulgar humanitarian campaign she could join, reality show star Rebecca Simpson discovered the cushy gigs are now all taken. More...
Secret Factory That Produces Baldwin Brothers Located in Long Island
MASSAPEQUA, NEW YORK (The Global Edition) – Long believed to be just a myth, secret factory that produces Baldwin brothers has been located yesterday at Massapequa, on the South Shore of Long Island, NY media More...
Seth MacFarlane Refuses to Apologize to Self After Being Offended by Self-Deprecating Joke
LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Seth MacFarlane, the host of last night’s Oscars ceremony, refused to apologize to himself after he complained about one of his own self-derogating jokes. Mr. McFarlane More...
Kathryn Bigelow Arrives on Red Carpet Wearing Bin Laden Corpse
HOLLYWOOD (The Global Edition) – Looking marvelous as she arrived at the 85th Academy Awards ceremony Sunday night, Best Director nominee Kathryn Bigelow strutted down the red carpet sporting a stylish Bin Laden More...
Garbage Man Finds a Bunch of Grammys in a Dumpster Near Staples Center
LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Working on their regular daily route, a group of Los Angeles garbagemen discovered a bunch of Grammy award statues lying in the middle of a dumpster near Staples Center early More...