Dozens of Celebrities Die of Pneumonia After Performing ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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UNITED STATES (The Global Edition) – Vanilla Ice, Jeff Goldblum, Will Ferrell, John Goodman, Celine Dion, Jerry Springer are just some of the celebrities who caught pneumonia and died after performing the “ALS Ice Bucket Challenge” to promote public awareness of Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. So far, the Ice Bucket Challenge has caused More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, April 11th, 2014
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CIA Pays $230K in Royalties to Red Hot Chili Peppers for Using Their Songs to Torture Gitmo Prisoner

WASHINGTON, USA (The Global Edition) – Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was forced to pay $230.000 worth of royalties to well-known Californian band Red Hot Chili Peppers following a dispute over the unauthorized More...

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By The Global Edition On Thursday, March 27th, 2014
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George R.R. Martin Signs Contract That Forbids Him From Dying Before Finishing His Book Series

Author of the popular franchise A Song of Ice and Fire George RR Martin has signed a contract with his publisher that forbids him from dying before he finishes his saga, The Global Edition finds out. The fans of More...

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By The Global Edition On Monday, February 10th, 2014
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BREAKING: Flappy Bird Developer Found Dead in His Apartment

VIETNAM, (The Global Edition) – Dong Nguyen, the developer of the global phenomenon Flappy Bird, has been found dead in his bedroom earlier today, reports the Vietnamese media. The cause of death has not yet More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, August 28th, 2013
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George R.R. Martin Demands More Dead Main Characters on ‘Breaking Bad’

LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) — Creator of the popular “Songs of Ice and Fire” franchise, George R.R. Martin says that he gave up on watching the crime drama “Breaking Bad” because More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, August 21st, 2013
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Oprah Bitch Slaps Lindsay Lohan After The Interview

NEW YORK, USA (The Global Edition) – Talk show host Oprah Winfrey bitch slapped the hell out of Lindsay Lohan after their interview was over and the cameras were turned off, reveal sources close to Harpo production, More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, August 16th, 2013
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Marina Abramovic Admits To Lady Gaga She Was Just Fucking With Her This Entire Time

NEW YORK, USA (The Global Edition) – Serbian conceptual artist Marina Abramovic admitted today to pop singer Lady Gaga that she was “just messing with her the entire time” and that she actually More...

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By The Global Edition On Tuesday, May 14th, 2013
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Sci-Fi Author Envisions Alternate Reality Where He Has A Girlfriend

LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) – Jeremy Douglas (37), a relatively unknown sci-fi writer has been stretching his imagination to ridiculous lengths in recent weeks trying to envision an alternate reality More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, May 10th, 2013
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Blood-soaked Film Not Suited For Children Due to Nudity

LOS ANGELES, (The Global Edition) – US film censors have declared Europe’s latest hyper-violent gore feature “not suited for children” due to scenes that show female back nudity. The Culture More...

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By The Global Edition On Wednesday, May 8th, 2013
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Bob Dylan Acknowledges 50-Year-Long Hoax: My Lyrics Don’t Make Sense

Rock and roll legend, Bob Dylan, acknowledged in a recent interview that he has perpetuated an elaborate hoax on the public for more than fifty years. “I can’t sing, half of the time I don’t even More...