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By The Global Edition On Thursday, August 6th, 2015

Dentist who Killed the Lion Claims Cecil was Member of ISIS

MINNESOTA, USA (The Global Edition) – The American dentist from Minnesota who hunted down and killed a beloved lion in Zimbabwe now claims that the lion he killed, named Cecil, was a member of ISIS, a jihadi More...

By The Global Edition On Monday, June 29th, 2015
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Greece Asks Tourists to Return Hotel Towels, Pillows and Ashtrays So Country Could Pay Back Debt

ATHENS, 29. June 2015, (The Global Edition) – Greek government asked today that all tourists who have been on holiday there in the last 30 years return all stolen towels, ashtrays, clothes hangers, cutlery More...

Crime scene
By The Global Edition On Thursday, January 8th, 2015

Disturbing Video Depicts Satire Extremists Erasing Head of Terrorist Cartoon

Drawing Board (The Global Edition) – An unidentified group of satirists has leaked a terrifying video depicting the brutal decartooning of an unknown terrorist’s head. The video, shot in what appears to More...

Some planet or whatever
By The Global Edition On Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

Scientists: World Faces Certain Doom If Humanity Continues to Blah Blah Blah

GENEVA (The Global Edition) – A new scientific report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) indicates, in no uncertain terms, that the entire planet’s fate depends on humanity ending its More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, August 21st, 2014

Dozens of Celebrities Die of Pneumonia After Performing ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

UNITED STATES (The Global Edition) – Vanilla Ice, Jeff Goldblum, Will Ferrell, John Goodman, Celine Dion, Jerry Springer are just some of the celebrities who caught pneumonia and died after performing the More...

By The Global Edition On Thursday, July 24th, 2014
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Putin Insists He Was At Girlfriend’s Place During Attack On MH17

MOSCOW, (The Global Edition) – A last-minute possible alibi may spare Russian President and main suspect in Malaysia MH17 crash, Vladimir Putin, from charges that the downing of Malaysian airplane flying over More...

By The Global Edition On Friday, July 11th, 2014

World Sends Humanitarian Aid to Soccer-Ravaged Brazil

SAO PAOLO, BRAZIL (The Global Edition) – Global football relief efforts are gaining momentum as countries and soccer organizations donate balls, players and goalkeepers to Brazilian areas ravaged by German More...

By The Global Edition On Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Putin’s Anti-Swearing Law Forces “Pussy Riot” To Change Name To “Vagina Riot”

Members of punk band “Pussy Riot” have decided to change the band name to “Vagina Riot”, only several days after Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a legislation which will impose fines More...

By The Global Edition On Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

Author of Famous “Cloudless Sky” Photo Used For Commodore 64 Desktop Image Dies Poor and Forgotten

WEST CHESTER (The Global Edition) – Greg O’Neil, photographer who made famous photo used as background wallpaper for Commodore 64 computers, died at the age of 84, reported global technology websites. More...

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By The Global Edition On Friday, April 11th, 2014

CIA Pays $230K in Royalties to Red Hot Chili Peppers for Using Their Songs to Torture Gitmo Prisoner

WASHINGTON, USA (The Global Edition) – Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was forced to pay $230.000 worth of royalties to well-known Californian band Red Hot Chili Peppers following a dispute over the unauthorized More...