Adele In A Happy Relationship, Fans Fear Shitty Album
LONDON (TGE) – Popular British singer Adele is recording a new album, despite being in a loving and trusting relationship, music stations have discovered. The first single to be released, contrary to fans’ hopes, is not a result of miserable post-break up gloomy feelings.
“I am extremely satisfied with how the song turned out, and I hope the fans will not notice that I am an extremely happy person now,” said Adele as she was caught leaving the studio.
Our sources claim that the title of the new, totally hideous single, which is currently in postproduction, will be “I’m finally happy“, which is set not to be well received among Adele’s audience.
Fans of the British singer around the world took the news with disbelief, hoping that her current boyfriend will eventually leave her, optimally when she gets pregnant, or at least start some sort of abuse very soon. Music fans’ reactions on forums and social networks are in fact so strong that a mass protest of some kind is inevitable if something awful doesn’t happen with Adele’s love life in due time.