Author of Famous “Cloudless Sky” Photo Used For Commodore 64 Desktop Image Dies Poor and Forgotten


WEST CHESTER (The Global Edition) – Greg O’Neil, photographer who made famous photo used as background wallpaper for Commodore 64 computers, died at the age of 84, reported global technology More...

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Copenhagen Zoo Kills Four Healthy Staff Members To Make Space for New Employees


COPENHAGEN (The Global Edition) – The Copenhagen Zoo has killed several of its staff members early this morning in order to create four new job openings, the Zoo public relations More...

Catholicism Shares Hit All-Time Low After CEO Steps Down

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VATICAN, (The Global Edition)– Shares of Catholic Faith (CATH) hit their lowest level in more than 700 years on Monday, continuing a decline hastened by the company’s More...

Self-Employed Man’s Boss A Total Asshole


NEW JERSEY (The Global Edition) – Raakesh Mehta (39), self-employed store clerk, told the representatives from the New Jersey news source today that his boss is “a More...


CIA Plot To Let Chavez Age And Die Naturally Comes To Fruition

CARACAS, VENEZUELA (The Global Edition) — A CIA-backed plan to assassinate Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez by letting him die on his own has finally reached completion. Dubbed More...

US Senate Still Debating What ‘Sequester’ Means

WASHINGTON D.C. (The global Edition) — The United States Senate held heated debates today in an effort to come up with a meaning for the word ‘sequester’. Majority More...

CIA Pays $230K in Royalties to Red Hot Chili Peppers for Using Their Songs to Torture Gitmo Prisoner

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WASHINGTON, USA (The Global Edition) – Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was forced to pay $230.000 worth of royalties More...

George R.R. Martin Signs Contract That Forbids Him From Dying Before Finishing His Book Series


Author of the popular franchise A Song of Ice and Fire George RR Martin has signed a contract with his publisher More...

flappy First Flappy Bird Rehab Center Opens in Japan

OSAKA, JAPAN (The Global Edition) – First rehabilitation center for treating Flappy Bird addiction opened its...

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LOS ANGELES (The Global Edition) — Jess Kibliwicky (21) Greenpeace activist and chief flyer distributer near...

wedding Economic Crisis Forces Greeks To Have Small, Skinny Weddings

ATHENS, GREECE (The Global Edition) – After five years of a deepening economic recession and growing...

Report: Poor People Still Unaware of Immortality


WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – A new report released Friday indicates those at the lowest end of More...

Slavoj Zizek Challenges Noam Chomsky to a Boxing Match

MASSACHUSETTS/SLOVENIA (The Global Edition) — The ongoing debate between two of two of the world’s best known philosophers, the communist psychoanalyst..

Secret United Nations Plot to Create World Peace Discovered

NEW YORK, LONDON, WORLD (The Global Edition) — Nations around the globe are up in arms, with the revelation that Assistant..

Selfies Gradually Lengthening Human Arms, Study Finds


BOSTON (The Global Edition) – Scientists from Harvard University claim they have found an indisputable More...

U.S. Institutes Strict 1 Man-Child Policy

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Global Edition) – Facing a dangerously high concentration of developmentally arrested males in the populace, the United States..

UK MI6 Agents Buy and Burn all Copies of The Guardian’s Newspapers From The Stands In Order to Prevent Information Leak

LONDON (The Global Edition) – Thousands of agents of British Security agencies purchased all the copies of the British “Guardian” newspaper..

European Food Safety Agency Assures Consumers Horsemeat Probably Came From Dead Horses

BRUSSELS (The Global Edition) – The European Food Safety Authority issued a statement today regarding citizens’ complaints about traces of horsemeat..

Selfies Gradually Lengthening Human Arms, Study Finds

BOSTON (The Global Edition) – Scientists from Harvard University claim they have found an indisputable proof that human arms have become..
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Iranian Women To Ahmadinejad: “Step Down Or We Will Unleash Our Earthquake Machine”

TEHRAN (THE GLOBAL EDITION) – Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has publicly declared the capital city is in imminent danger of being..